You may be in Topeka if...
-your Capital building has been in construction for over 10 years
-every time you use your GPS, your destination is less than 5 minutes away
-you live in the highest crime rate city in your state
-hills are only mentioned when referring to a pet nutrition company
-you see Little Free Libraries scattered around neighborhoods
-Dillons is the most popular grocery story
-there are no Quick Trips to get 69cent summer drinks
-you live in the 7th fattest city in the country
-you get ridiculed every time you wear a Mizzou shirt
-people know where you live by which park you live by
-"outside of town" means a 10 minute drive
-your local craigslist sucks
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